@dysinger 8:50 PM – 18 Jan 13
WELCOME TO DEVOPS ADVENTURE! YOU ARE STANDING INSIDE AWS. NEARBY IS AN ANGRY ELB. THERE ARE SOME SSH KEYS ON THE GROUND.
@TheRussMorris 11:07 PM – 29 Jan 13
Amazing lunch at the Unity office today. I should leave every day, or “you should have left sooner” as one person said…
@codinghorror 5:57 a.m. – Feb 3, 2013
I like to go out during the Super Bowl and pretend I am the only survivor in a post-apocalyptic wasteland
@marcgravell 9:43 p.m. – Feb 7, 2013
That moment during a meeting with the sysadmin team when your wife, **after** walking past naked, asks suddenly: “is your webcam on?”. Yes.
@notch 3:35 p.m. – Feb 9, 2013
I’ve now learned never to jokingly apply nail polish without having an exit plan.
Very Grumpy Cat
@VeryGrumpyCat 6:59 p.m. – Feb 12, 2013
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays, live the longest.
@evil_trout 9:33 p.m. – Feb 13, 201
If there is an obscure combination of keys that will suddenly close a program without prompting, I will do it accidentally.
@notch 12:33 p.m. – Feb 24, 2013
Good morning! I think it’s sunday, but I’m not entirely sure.
@TimOfLegend 6:12 p.m. – Feb 24, 2013
Finding mermaid hair scattered all over the floor. I expect a bald Ariel doll to turn up soon. Ah, kids with scissors!
@TheRussMorris 6:46 p.m. – Feb 24, 2013
Classic Scotland win today. 20% possession. 20% territory. They are better without the ball.