@TimOfLegend 10:10 PM
Panic! I can’t type a question mark without bringing up the keyboard shortcuts menu! Ahhhh! I can never ask another question!
I can only state facts! And yell! This is actually great! Because I know everything! Oh wait? Banging on the keyboard? Fixed it???
If all of life’s problems could be fixed by banging on the keyboard, life would be simpler. And noisier around the office.
Oh crap. It’s happening again! Banging on the keyboard does nothing! Nothing! Everything I learned in the last five minutes was a LIE!
I’ll miss you, question marks. Will you miss me
@notch 8:24 PM – 19 Jul 12
I’m so indie I forgot to push my git commits from the office.
@TimOfLegend 8:53 AM – 6 Jul 12
Hey wait, before you go to sleep: I bought a dishwasher yesterday. There, now you can go to sleep.
@notch 8:29 PM – 19 Jun 12
I will not stand back from the doors. That’s how the robot uprising will start.
My lawyer is asking me to not encourage people to stand their ground against moving metal machinery.
@ID_AA_Carmack 2:42 AM – 17 Jun 12
It is remarkable that I can have the correct technical book in front of me, yet find an answer faster with google than turning to the index.